1 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,420 We're going to lose them! 2 00:03:01,230 --> 00:03:02,230 Is it really him? 3 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:03,930 That's what I've been told. 4 00:03:05,150 --> 00:03:06,170 Do you believe it? 5 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:09,530 Not sure. 6 00:03:10,370 --> 00:03:14,670 Dr. Banner says he needs more time for confirmation, as the captain needs more 7 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:15,670 time for recovery. 8 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:21,970 But you know, 70 years in ice would slow anyone down. 9 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:23,910 Even him? 10 00:03:24,570 --> 00:03:25,570 Anyone. 11 00:03:48,970 --> 00:03:51,250 You might want to get him from there. He's weak and unstable. 12 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:54,530 What is he talking yet? 13 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:56,430 He's just starting to stir. 14 00:04:02,190 --> 00:04:03,230 Captain Rogers. 15 00:04:03,970 --> 00:04:05,050 Captain Rogers. 16 00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:07,950 I'm Dr. Robert Bruce Banner. 17 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:12,010 And I'm the new assistant director of the Super Soldier program that you 18 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:13,010 in 1942. 19 00:04:14,690 --> 00:04:17,510 Standing next to me is General Nicholas Fury. 20 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:19,380 I'm Sharon Carter. 21 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:22,019 We're members of S .H .I .E .L .D. International Security. 22 00:04:23,060 --> 00:04:26,640 Now, I'm sorry this may not seem like the most comfortable of settings, but I 23 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,060 assure you, you are among friends. 24 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:32,960 What in God's name is going on here? 25 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,460 And what happened to the German nuclear facility? 26 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,360 What, Captain? 27 00:04:37,940 --> 00:04:40,780 You neutralized it, and the Allies won the war. 28 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:43,920 How long have I been out? 29 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,620 I think you better brace yourself for this, soldier. 30 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:52,990 Well, actually, we wanted to ask you about that. You see, we're not really 31 00:04:52,990 --> 00:04:54,730 if it's a side effect of these. 32 00:04:55,250 --> 00:05:00,130 It's been an animation with a super serum that we gave you, but... How long 33 00:05:00,130 --> 00:05:01,130 I been out? 34 00:05:01,610 --> 00:05:04,970 Well, Captain, it's the year 2011. 35 00:05:05,850 --> 00:05:10,070 And you've been frozen in ice for over 70 years. 36 00:05:11,350 --> 00:05:16,390 Your accent is flawless, Herr Fritz. 37 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,120 This story is bullshit. 38 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:19,680 Drop your weapons. 39 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:21,700 TREASURE! 40 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,600 I'm done. 41 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:28,220 I'm done. 42 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,700 Like I said, all Americans. 43 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:33,200 And I think it's good. 44 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:35,140 Where's Buckner? 45 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:36,780 Where's Gale? 46 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:38,320 What have you done with him? 47 00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:39,740 Captain. 48 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:44,520 Like I said, it's 2011. 49 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:48,350 They've both been dead for over two decades. 50 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:40,320 I can't 51 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:46,860 believe you're here. 52 00:07:47,540 --> 00:07:50,800 It's really you. I read about you in history books. 53 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,080 It's you. You're here right now. 54 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:56,460 You haven't even aged. 55 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,740 You're even more handsome. 56 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,000 It's in an old photo. 57 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:10,540 Oh, my God. Thank you. Do you think your equipment still works? 58 00:08:10,820 --> 00:08:11,820 Oh, 59 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 you mean like my shield? 60 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:19,860 No, she means... Oh, 61 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:23,060 my God. Oh, my God. Oh, 62 00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:26,700 my God. 63 00:08:38,849 --> 00:08:41,230 Well, I thought you could use a little kickstart. 64 00:08:42,150 --> 00:08:44,110 Welcome back, Captain. 65 00:08:45,410 --> 00:08:47,530 Thank you, General. 66 00:08:48,810 --> 00:08:49,810 Pleasure, sir. 67 00:08:50,390 --> 00:08:51,390 My pleasure. 68 00:08:51,970 --> 00:08:52,970 Hello. 69 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:55,070 Who might you be? 70 00:08:55,590 --> 00:08:56,590 Nurse Jackie. 71 00:08:57,950 --> 00:08:58,950 Nurse Jackie. 72 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,830 Why don't we give the captain a little practice? 73 00:09:01,430 --> 00:09:02,430 Okay. 74 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,200 Thank you Well 75 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:26,200 the 76 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:27,880 equipment changed but the nurses are beautiful 77 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:01,400 Look at that beautiful hair. 78 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:04,320 Look at that. 79 00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:28,650 Oh, my God. 80 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,910 Oh, yeah. 81 00:10:44,300 --> 00:10:45,300 Bye. Bye. 82 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:53,420 I'm not fucking kidding. I'm not fucking kidding. 83 00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:18,810 I'm just going to rub it 84 00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:19,810 for you. 85 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:43,940 I wanna watch you fucking ride that dick. I wanna see it fucking happen. 86 00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:25,940 Damn it. 87 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,040 Thank you. 88 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,040 You like it right there? You like it right there, don't you? I like it! 89 00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:23,440 I fucking love it! 90 00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:18,240 Let me fucking suck that cock. 91 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,980 Put that cock in my mouth. 92 00:29:28,610 --> 00:29:32,010 I just hold your head against your fucking ass when I fuck out. 93 00:29:33,550 --> 00:29:34,550 Fuck you. 94 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,360 Look at that pussy dripping. 95 00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:18,080 It's a little fucking pussy dripping on you. 96 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,140 Oh, yeah, it's going to come full fucking hard. Oh, yeah. 97 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,360 Oh, 98 00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:42,040 yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 99 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,400 Oh, yeah. 100 00:31:43,940 --> 00:31:44,940 Oh, yeah. 101 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000 Oh, 102 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,440 yeah. 103 00:32:13,580 --> 00:32:14,580 so much. 104 00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:47,780 Oh, yes. 105 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:50,880 Oh, yes. 106 00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:52,900 Get a nice wet. 107 00:34:18,299 --> 00:34:19,699 Deeper. 108 00:34:57,649 --> 00:35:02,270 I do like that. 109 00:35:02,850 --> 00:35:04,690 Show me that. 110 00:35:05,030 --> 00:35:06,570 Show it to me. 111 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:45,240 Keep shaking it. Keep shaking it, fucking fat ass. 112 00:36:03,410 --> 00:36:05,530 Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah. 113 00:36:05,970 --> 00:36:08,430 You sticking that ass out? 114 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:11,710 Yeah. 115 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:13,470 Yeah. 116 00:36:14,450 --> 00:36:17,790 Yes. I like those fucking black balls. 117 00:36:43,850 --> 00:36:44,850 Thank you. 118 00:38:32,230 --> 00:38:35,350 Come suck it again 119 00:39:03,470 --> 00:39:04,470 Deeper. Deeper you can go. 120 00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:15,100 No, no, turn around 121 00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:53,360 Just like that. 122 00:42:11,890 --> 00:42:12,890 Deeper. 123 00:42:16,550 --> 00:42:18,890 Oh, yeah, just like that. 124 00:42:19,590 --> 00:42:22,530 Oh, it's tight. 125 00:42:23,170 --> 00:42:24,650 Oh, it's so tight. 126 00:43:02,250 --> 00:43:03,250 Rub that pussy. 127 00:43:03,270 --> 00:43:04,270 Rub it. 128 00:43:04,430 --> 00:43:05,510 Rub it while I fuck you. 129 00:43:06,230 --> 00:43:07,049 Rub it. 130 00:43:07,050 --> 00:43:08,050 Yeah, 131 00:43:09,070 --> 00:43:10,530 fucking just like that. 132 00:43:13,150 --> 00:43:14,750 Let me see you rub it while I stroke my dick. 133 00:43:15,130 --> 00:43:16,150 Let me see you rub it. 134 00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:52,410 Oh shit. 135 00:43:52,710 --> 00:43:56,330 Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. 136 00:44:34,830 --> 00:44:35,830 Spit on that cock. 137 00:44:36,470 --> 00:44:38,010 Oh, fuck. 138 00:44:41,290 --> 00:44:43,430 Did you do it again? 139 00:44:45,510 --> 00:44:46,390 Oh, 140 00:44:46,390 --> 00:44:56,090 fuck. 141 00:44:57,470 --> 00:45:00,650 That feels fucking excellent. 142 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:24,220 Yeah. Oh. 143 00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:27,460 Oh. Yeah. 144 00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:29,620 Yeah. 145 00:46:31,470 --> 00:46:32,470 Fucking... 146 00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:37,100 You see, Americans are kind of like ants. 147 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:43,960 They're only useful when it comes to focus on a common goal. 148 00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:45,580 You know what I'm saying? 149 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,820 I mean, there will always be some that stray from the hill because they're 150 00:48:51,820 --> 00:48:53,000 trying to find freedom and independence. 151 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,340 But they contribute to nothing. 152 00:48:57,240 --> 00:49:00,060 And as a result, they die alone. 153 00:49:03,150 --> 00:49:05,030 You see, they don't know what's good for them. 154 00:49:06,630 --> 00:49:08,170 And that's what this country needs. 155 00:49:08,470 --> 00:49:09,470 Strong leadership. 156 00:49:10,190 --> 00:49:13,670 A new breed of Republicans willing to make the tough choices for the people of 157 00:49:13,670 --> 00:49:14,670 this great nation. 158 00:49:16,290 --> 00:49:19,690 Even if it means sacrificing a few for the benefit of the many. 159 00:49:21,950 --> 00:49:23,890 Do you even understand what I'm saying? 160 00:49:35,850 --> 00:49:36,850 It's really strong. 161 00:49:39,650 --> 00:49:41,190 Well, I just steal my own whiskey. 162 00:49:41,490 --> 00:49:45,550 It's one of my passions, along with political action. 163 00:49:46,490 --> 00:49:50,650 You see, I fund this organization. They call themselves the Hydra. 164 00:49:52,130 --> 00:49:54,470 And they know exactly what this country needs. 165 00:49:55,690 --> 00:49:57,250 And they know how to deliver it. 166 00:49:58,050 --> 00:50:02,950 Now, I don't agree with all of it. I mean, they talk this big talk about 167 00:50:02,950 --> 00:50:03,950 prophecies. 168 00:50:05,180 --> 00:50:06,560 ethnic cleansing and whatnot. 169 00:50:07,620 --> 00:50:11,640 But as long as they can get Americans to vote Republican and continue to consume 170 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,900 and buy petroleum oil, shit, I'm happy. 171 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,980 Because capitalism and industry is what make this country great. 172 00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:21,220 And let me tell you something. 173 00:50:21,860 --> 00:50:25,320 Them two things always thrive in a time of war. 174 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,040 And let me tell you something. 175 00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:29,220 There's a war coming. 176 00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:35,040 Maybe my wife would be so proud of me of the work I've done. 177 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,460 God, I miss her. 178 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,400 But she's been gone for many years now. 179 00:50:45,860 --> 00:50:49,600 Taken from me from that bastard Nick Fury. 180 00:50:51,140 --> 00:50:52,420 But let me tell you a secret. 181 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:54,760 I can bring it back. 182 00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:57,580 And you're going to help me. 183 00:51:02,510 --> 00:51:03,530 How's that drink, by the way? 184 00:51:18,810 --> 00:51:21,850 Once the mind switch is complete... Yes. 185 00:51:22,790 --> 00:51:24,410 All of her memories. 186 00:51:24,890 --> 00:51:26,170 Her personality. 187 00:51:27,190 --> 00:51:28,650 Everything will be intact. 188 00:51:29,470 --> 00:51:31,690 As if she was never even gone. 189 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,800 Incredible. 190 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:35,360 Do it. 191 00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:36,720 Do it now. 192 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,680 Oh, baby. 193 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,240 Is it you? 194 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:05,920 It's us. 195 00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:08,600 Come on. 196 00:52:11,060 --> 00:52:12,060 God, it worked. 197 00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:14,340 Oh, my God, I can't believe it worked. 198 00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:17,240 I'm alive. 199 00:52:17,580 --> 00:52:18,580 You're alive, baby. 200 00:52:20,460 --> 00:52:21,920 Give me $100 ,000. 201 00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:24,080 Oh, okay. 202 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,320 It didn't even work. 203 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,840 Really, Dusty? 204 00:52:44,460 --> 00:52:47,100 This is what you want me to look like? 205 00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:50,160 Look, I think it works great for you. 206 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:55,320 I mean, these titties are nice. 207 00:52:55,620 --> 00:52:56,620 Yeah. 208 00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:01,540 Maybe we could do something about these tattoos, but... No. 209 00:53:02,700 --> 00:53:03,700 What? 210 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,060 What the fuck is this thing? 211 00:53:08,220 --> 00:53:11,000 Oh. It's kind of a new thing girls do nowadays. 212 00:53:12,060 --> 00:53:13,860 What? Who does that to that? 213 00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:18,700 I kind of like it. Hey, why don't we just try it out on the test drive? 214 00:53:20,340 --> 00:53:23,780 I mean, maybe that could be fun. 215 00:54:48,939 --> 00:54:51,740 Good Oh 216 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:38,979 Tongue beat. 217 00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:39,980 Yeah. 218 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:38,000 Yeah. 219 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:40,900 Take care of it. 220 00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:42,480 Yeah. 221 00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:44,120 Oh, yeah. 222 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:48,880 Oh, you're a fucking pussy like you've never eaten before. 223 00:58:12,940 --> 00:58:13,940 Stick your fucking tongue in it. 224 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,320 Thank you. 225 01:01:25,610 --> 01:01:26,690 like that in the past two years. 226 01:03:57,710 --> 01:03:59,990 You can start putting it in. Oh, fuck. 227 01:04:00,410 --> 01:04:01,410 God, I need this. 228 01:04:01,770 --> 01:04:04,770 Do you want it? Oh, please. Can I have it? 229 01:04:05,070 --> 01:04:06,070 Can I have it, please? 230 01:04:08,570 --> 01:04:15,350 Oh, yeah. 231 01:04:16,130 --> 01:04:17,130 Fuck. 232 01:04:18,890 --> 01:04:22,650 You ruined that fucking car. 233 01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:50,480 Amen. 234 01:07:57,260 --> 01:07:58,260 Ooh. 235 01:08:42,470 --> 01:08:43,470 Is that possible? 236 01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:50,640 Go back in. 237 01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:34,610 Sit deep inside. 238 01:14:20,490 --> 01:14:21,490 Oh. 239 01:15:09,230 --> 01:15:10,209 That's my baby. 240 01:15:10,210 --> 01:15:11,390 God, I miss you. 241 01:15:12,110 --> 01:15:13,110 Oh, yeah. 242 01:15:14,150 --> 01:15:15,150 Oh, 243 01:15:19,450 --> 01:15:23,110 baby. 244 01:15:29,550 --> 01:15:31,410 Not bad for the first time. 245 01:15:31,950 --> 01:15:34,430 Not bad at all. 246 01:15:53,130 --> 01:15:54,870 To see if anyone I know is still alive. 247 01:15:55,230 --> 01:15:56,230 Do you mind? 248 01:15:56,650 --> 01:15:59,130 Before you go anywhere, you need to be debriefed. 249 01:15:59,370 --> 01:16:02,230 Seventy years may have gone by, but you are not relieved of your duties. 250 01:16:02,830 --> 01:16:03,830 Bulger. 251 01:16:04,670 --> 01:16:06,530 Goodbye, Ms. Carter. 252 01:16:08,870 --> 01:16:10,370 I know about Bucky and Gail. 253 01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:13,510 Your best friend and your high school sweetheart. 254 01:16:14,530 --> 01:16:16,130 And now they're both dead. 255 01:16:16,670 --> 01:16:18,330 Thank you for the comforting words. 256 01:16:19,270 --> 01:16:20,630 It's the past, Thief. 257 01:16:20,890 --> 01:16:22,630 They were happy, the both of them. 258 01:16:23,020 --> 01:16:24,020 They led good life. 259 01:16:24,140 --> 01:16:26,480 They thought you were dead. You can't blame them. 260 01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:33,600 It doesn't feel like the past. 261 01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:39,660 I just blink my eyes and 70 years have gone by. Do you have any idea what that 262 01:16:39,660 --> 01:16:40,660 feels like? 263 01:16:41,380 --> 01:16:42,940 Sorry the world has changed. 264 01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:46,060 We are facing an imminent threat here. We need you right now. 265 01:16:46,860 --> 01:16:47,860 For what? 266 01:16:49,460 --> 01:16:50,620 The Nazis lost. 267 01:16:51,470 --> 01:16:53,010 Has the world not learned its lesson? 268 01:16:59,510 --> 01:17:01,070 There's an election coming up. 269 01:17:03,050 --> 01:17:04,050 Not interested. 270 01:17:05,470 --> 01:17:08,910 There is one more person from your past that's still alive, Steve. 271 01:17:10,670 --> 01:17:11,870 The Red Skull. 272 01:17:12,470 --> 01:17:13,470 He's back. 273 01:17:39,210 --> 01:17:40,210 You shouldn't promise. 274 01:17:41,230 --> 01:17:43,170 Frankly, I'm surprised. 275 01:17:43,630 --> 01:17:45,670 Well, thank you. No, shut up. 276 01:17:47,050 --> 01:17:48,050 Good news? 277 01:17:48,650 --> 01:17:50,030 Proving yourself successful. 278 01:17:51,230 --> 01:17:52,230 Politically. 279 01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:58,930 But, I have to admit, the first time Dusty introduced me to you, I figured 280 01:17:58,930 --> 01:18:01,390 be better off as fish food than a political candidate. 281 01:18:04,530 --> 01:18:05,950 The people love you. 282 01:18:06,670 --> 01:18:08,170 They worship you. 283 01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:10,580 They trust you. 284 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:13,520 And I'm going to exploit that trust. 285 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:15,760 And you are going to help me. 286 01:18:17,440 --> 01:18:18,440 Understand? 287 01:18:21,200 --> 01:18:22,200 From top. 288 01:18:24,740 --> 01:18:29,500 The soul of the Tea Party movement is the people. The everyday Americans. 289 01:18:29,940 --> 01:18:33,600 The small business owners who are creating jobs. 290 01:18:33,940 --> 01:18:34,940 Stop! Stop! 291 01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:40,360 Do you know how hard it is to spout this shit with a straight face? Those 292 01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:43,500 fucking idiots don't give a shit, okay? 293 01:18:43,860 --> 01:18:46,740 Relax, say your words, and wink. 294 01:18:47,180 --> 01:18:51,520 They don't care what you have to say. They just care that you look good doing 295 01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:52,520 it. 296 01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:55,460 I was a part -time governor for the state of Alaska. 297 01:18:56,180 --> 01:18:57,900 Who the hell do you think you are? 298 01:18:58,660 --> 01:19:04,320 Those assholes would have elected a moose with a necktie. You remember. 299 01:19:05,370 --> 01:19:09,670 I created you. You want to challenge me? I'll bury you. 300 01:19:20,510 --> 01:19:21,770 You keep practicing. 301 01:19:22,130 --> 01:19:23,530 I have something I have to do. 302 01:19:23,950 --> 01:19:25,330 I shall return. 303 01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:34,310 How's it coming along? 304 01:19:34,860 --> 01:19:35,860 Not well. 305 01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:41,600 I tell you, this serum is embedded so deep in his DNA, it's almost impossible 306 01:19:41,600 --> 01:19:43,420 distinguish the difference between the two compounds. 307 01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:45,640 God damn it. 308 01:19:46,460 --> 01:19:48,760 Bruce, don't be so hard on yourself. 309 01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:52,580 Look, you know how important it is for me to crack this code. 310 01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:55,820 DNA, this is ridiculous. 311 01:19:56,100 --> 01:20:02,560 I honestly... Look, what happened in the hospital with Rogers, I had no 312 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:03,560 reaction. Nothing. 313 01:20:05,230 --> 01:20:09,270 I guess this goes to show that the bulk theorem has completely left my system. 314 01:20:10,850 --> 01:20:11,850 Oh. 315 01:20:12,690 --> 01:20:15,930 Prince, I, uh, kind of like you the way you are. 316 01:20:20,810 --> 01:20:21,810 You do? 317 01:20:58,250 --> 01:20:59,250 I feel good, doctor. 318 01:23:07,630 --> 01:23:08,630 It's so fucking horny. 319 01:26:41,450 --> 01:26:42,450 Thank you. 320 01:38:38,410 --> 01:38:39,410 But the tape is not prescribed. 321 01:38:41,250 --> 01:38:42,450 That's what we're here to find out. 322 01:38:51,970 --> 01:38:57,310 Hydra has been dormant for many years, but now re -energized by the grassroots 323 01:38:57,310 --> 01:39:03,830 teabagger campaign and many, many generous donations from being an oil 324 01:39:03,830 --> 01:39:04,930 .R. Dusty Reed. 325 01:39:05,170 --> 01:39:07,510 They have become very active again. 326 01:39:07,760 --> 01:39:12,100 They used to be an international underground terrorist organization, but 327 01:39:12,100 --> 01:39:18,920 recently decided to go public, focusing their efforts on American politics and 328 01:39:18,920 --> 01:39:19,920 destroying them. 329 01:39:20,860 --> 01:39:21,860 Let me guess. 330 01:39:22,440 --> 01:39:25,960 Republicans. Yes, but that's where Betty Ross comes in. 331 01:39:26,660 --> 01:39:30,100 Daughter of former field operative Thunderbolt Ross. 332 01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:31,960 Do you have to bring that up? 333 01:39:32,860 --> 01:39:34,480 Sorry, Bruce. Sorry, subject. 334 01:39:35,060 --> 01:39:40,450 Anyway. Betty will be our publicist. And the only way to fight propaganda is 335 01:39:40,450 --> 01:39:41,450 with more propaganda. 336 01:39:42,510 --> 01:39:45,010 Rogers, you will be our post -supporting. 337 01:39:45,390 --> 01:39:50,690 Commercial spots, national speaking tours, why, there's even a movie in the 338 01:39:50,690 --> 01:39:51,690 works. 339 01:39:51,950 --> 01:39:53,610 Yes, it's perfect. 340 01:39:54,390 --> 01:39:59,150 One of history's heroes resurrected to promote the next American president. 341 01:39:59,510 --> 01:40:04,890 We intend to market you as a symbol of a... 342 01:40:05,210 --> 01:40:06,210 Better time. 343 01:40:07,090 --> 01:40:13,030 We want to give the American people hope that the glory of the greatest 344 01:40:13,030 --> 01:40:15,030 generation can be reclaimed. 345 01:40:19,010 --> 01:40:20,330 This is all great, gentlemen. 346 01:40:21,010 --> 01:40:24,610 Seems a little ridiculous to thot me out if all I'm going to be is a smile and a 347 01:40:24,610 --> 01:40:25,610 uniform. 348 01:40:25,910 --> 01:40:28,870 If you'll excuse me, the plan seems a little thot. 349 01:40:29,410 --> 01:40:31,550 This is the Red Skull we're talking about. 350 01:40:32,090 --> 01:40:33,090 Excuse me, Captain? 351 01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:36,320 The world isn't as black and white as it used to be. 352 01:40:37,340 --> 01:40:39,960 So you're saying today's supervillains can be reasoned with? 353 01:40:40,740 --> 01:40:43,120 I've never met a Republican that can listen to reason. 354 01:40:43,420 --> 01:40:45,680 But hey, you're Captain America, right? 355 01:40:48,980 --> 01:40:49,980 Let's event. 356 01:40:51,820 --> 01:40:56,220 I thought you said shield's fair space. 357 01:40:57,760 --> 01:40:58,760 Why, it is. 358 01:41:16,480 --> 01:41:18,000 Betty! Betty! 359 01:41:18,960 --> 01:41:19,960 Please! 360 01:41:22,600 --> 01:41:24,240 Please don't die. 361 01:41:24,920 --> 01:41:28,100 Will somebody get her some help? 362 01:41:29,480 --> 01:41:36,380 The soul of the Tea Party movement is 363 01:41:36,380 --> 01:41:40,720 the people. The everyday Americans. 364 01:41:41,920 --> 01:41:45,300 The small business owners who create in our jobs. 365 01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:48,140 The farmers growing our food. 366 01:41:48,780 --> 01:41:52,500 And those soldiers fighting our wars. 367 01:41:53,100 --> 01:41:56,920 They're in small towns and cities across this great nation. 368 01:41:59,220 --> 01:42:04,740 The soul of the Tea Party movement is the people. The everyday Americans. 369 01:42:04,980 --> 01:42:10,960 Those small business owners creating those jobs. 370 01:42:11,360 --> 01:42:14,040 And the farmers growing the food. 371 01:42:15,920 --> 01:42:17,540 Soldiers fight in our wars. 372 01:42:17,900 --> 01:42:22,160 They're in small towns and cities across this great nation. 373 01:42:22,860 --> 01:42:23,860 Silence! 374 01:42:25,720 --> 01:42:27,880 And who the hell do you think you are? 375 01:42:29,260 --> 01:42:31,880 I am the Red Skull. 376 01:42:32,600 --> 01:42:37,160 And because of me, you will have a clear path to the White House. 377 01:42:37,520 --> 01:42:41,320 I will destroy all who will stand in our path. 378 01:42:45,160 --> 01:42:46,700 The public needs to fear their leaders. 379 01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:50,220 Fear makes people submit. 380 01:42:52,660 --> 01:42:58,040 Submission leads to order. 381 01:43:03,820 --> 01:43:09,640 So, my dear, show the Red Skull how grateful you are. 382 01:48:23,040 --> 01:48:24,040 Thank you. 383 01:58:43,340 --> 01:58:48,460 Well, Captain, we've just received some highly classified information on Hydra's 384 01:58:48,460 --> 01:58:53,340 former weapons depot that has been very, very active as of late. 385 01:58:55,580 --> 01:58:57,000 Oh, my God. 386 01:58:57,860 --> 01:58:59,000 They're planning an attack. 387 01:58:59,540 --> 01:59:05,800 Exactly. And we have to stop them at the source before they can use their 388 01:59:05,800 --> 01:59:06,800 arsenal again. 389 01:59:11,470 --> 01:59:12,810 Something just doesn't feel right. 390 01:59:14,130 --> 01:59:18,750 Well, Captain, with all due respect, there's no time for hunches. 391 01:59:19,530 --> 01:59:23,230 It's either do or die. 392 02:00:20,750 --> 02:00:22,310 What the fuck are you doing here? 393 02:00:22,590 --> 02:00:24,070 I can't sit this one out. 394 02:00:25,070 --> 02:00:26,690 Look, there's Hydra. Let's get her. 395 02:00:29,090 --> 02:00:30,990 No, you can't. It's a trap. 396 02:00:55,080 --> 02:00:56,080 That didn't go well. 397 02:00:56,720 --> 02:00:57,720 Really? 398 02:00:58,500 --> 02:00:59,500 Sorry. 399 02:01:02,000 --> 02:01:03,120 I like your style. 400 02:01:04,720 --> 02:01:05,720 You want to get him? 401 02:01:07,280 --> 02:01:08,280 Let the band. 402 02:01:47,530 --> 02:01:50,150 Now you die, you Nazi bastard! 403 02:01:50,710 --> 02:01:52,250 Now you're gonna die, bitch. 404 02:02:00,570 --> 02:02:02,450 Red Skull got away. 405 02:02:55,880 --> 02:02:56,880 Miss Carter. 406 02:02:58,280 --> 02:03:01,760 Look, I just wanted to say I'm sorry we got up on the wrong foot. 407 02:03:02,900 --> 02:03:04,180 There's no I in team. 408 02:03:04,880 --> 02:03:06,620 And I would say I was the one in error. 409 02:03:07,760 --> 02:03:08,760 Sorry. 410 02:03:10,620 --> 02:03:11,940 I think I can take that. 411 02:03:14,320 --> 02:03:15,760 But only if... 412 02:03:15,760 --> 02:03:22,460 Only if... 413 02:04:23,910 --> 02:04:27,350 I think it's my turn. 414 02:04:28,910 --> 02:04:32,490 I think it's my turn to say sorry. 415 02:05:02,320 --> 02:05:03,320 Thank you. 416 02:05:41,200 --> 02:05:43,520 I love these big juicy balls, look at that. 417 02:05:50,620 --> 02:05:55,740 Fuck my throat again. 418 02:06:41,520 --> 02:06:42,520 Made in America, baby. 419 02:06:46,900 --> 02:06:47,900 Fuck. 420 02:09:28,680 --> 02:09:30,200 I don't even know what you're doing. 421 02:12:31,920 --> 02:12:32,920 Yes! 422 02:17:56,780 --> 02:17:57,780 You are holy. 423 02:19:40,360 --> 02:19:41,360 All the way down. 424 02:24:01,960 --> 02:24:06,540 come again oh my god oh my god oh 425 02:24:06,540 --> 02:24:21,480 my 426 02:24:21,480 --> 02:24:22,760 god 427 02:26:07,820 --> 02:26:10,520 So long as you give me Captain America's head on a fucking plate. 428 02:26:11,480 --> 02:26:12,480 Gladly. 429 02:26:22,800 --> 02:26:29,560 Where am 430 02:26:29,560 --> 02:26:30,560 I? 431 02:26:31,040 --> 02:26:32,040 Betty. 432 02:26:32,340 --> 02:26:33,340 Thank God. 433 02:26:39,990 --> 02:26:41,710 fire. It's okay. 434 02:26:42,350 --> 02:26:44,010 You're going to be fine. 435 02:26:48,970 --> 02:26:52,010 Hydra? Yes. They attacked us. 436 02:26:52,790 --> 02:26:55,050 Look, you shouldn't have been in that room. 437 02:26:55,270 --> 02:26:56,810 This is all my fault. 438 02:26:58,690 --> 02:26:59,890 There's a nuke. 439 02:27:00,350 --> 02:27:03,130 A nuke? What are you talking about? 440 02:27:03,650 --> 02:27:07,550 Well, it's unfortunate that I found my father. 441 02:27:09,420 --> 02:27:16,300 I don't know if I was dreaming or if it was real, but he told me that Hydra 442 02:27:16,300 --> 02:27:22,580 had a nuclear warhead and if there was any time to use it, it would be now. 443 02:27:23,800 --> 02:27:26,040 Look, you need to rest. 444 02:27:26,960 --> 02:27:28,420 You've lost a lot of blood. 445 02:27:42,540 --> 02:27:48,660 these bombs fall on Washington, the entire world will crumble to my feet, 446 02:27:48,860 --> 02:27:51,480 and you will see what will happen. 447 02:27:52,320 --> 02:27:53,720 You know what you're doing, right? 448 02:27:53,960 --> 02:27:55,940 Of course I know what I'm doing. 449 02:27:56,480 --> 02:27:57,480 Don't you understand? 450 02:27:57,780 --> 02:28:04,560 In ten minutes, it will be the final solution, and we will rule the world. 451 02:28:05,060 --> 02:28:06,600 Well, God, there's Captain America right there. 452 02:28:14,750 --> 02:28:15,750 Hold me. 453 02:28:17,090 --> 02:28:18,230 I'll be right back.